so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
inspired by: x
i thought i would stop after the first one but uh
ill never not reblog this
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
"I wonder what I should do today"