artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

8 hours ago with 319,756 notes via tylerzyazul by cute-overload
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ifyoucarryonthisway:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

flyingcuttlefish:

carnivaldog:

gifak-net:

video

PUPPY NO

LAUNCH

10 hours ago with 78,685 notes via tylerzyazul by gifak-net

officialwhitegirls:

remembering the homework you haven’t done on sunday night

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10 hours ago with 97,007 notes via stelarcat by officialwhitegirls
10 hours ago with 67,063 notes via wandalabee by iraffiruse

Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]

10 hours ago with 54,101 notes via wandalabee by clarence-odbody

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

10 hours ago with 100,787 notes via luciferofficial by spermbanker
10 hours ago with 54,117 notes via luciferofficial by djferreira224

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

11 hours ago with 247,407 notes via luciferofficial by themomerath

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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11 hours ago with 173,580 notes via luciferofficial by nothomo

shreksforthememories:

the other day i freaked myself out a little because i thought i saw someone walking up threateningly towards me in a mirror but it was just my own reflection and i kept laughing bc it was literally just

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onlylolgifs:

German Shepherd gets too excited and jumps off boat towards dolphins

12 hours ago with 3,646 notes via onlylolgifs
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